Santaclaus
(Beastie Boys parody)

[Verse 1]

I’m gonna land it, single-handed
Right on your roof, my flying sleigh
I’m stocking stuffing n' I bring cheer
To boys and girls that were good all year
Before they wake up on Christmas day
I'm long gone, made my getaway
'Cause thie Claus can’t pause, gotta race 'til dawn
Can't catch me, I’m Santa Claus

[Verse 2]

Ho, ho, ho, hold on a minute, think I popped a button
Milk and cookie gobblin’, could say I’m a glutton
But, yo, I deliver, then I’m gone
I tell you now, I keep it on and on

[Verse 3]

The gift you want, you might not get
I got a list, and I’m gonna vet it
If I find your name is there upon
Aint stopping at your house, I’m moving on

[Interlude]

Hooooooooo!
(I'll be seing all the kida at the mall)

[Bridge]

Listen, all y'all, it's Santa Claus
Listen, all y'all, it's Santa Claus
Listen, all y'all, it's Santa Claus
Listen, all y'all, it's Santa Claus

[Verse 4]

I’m gonna land it, single-handed
Right on your roof, my flying sleigh
I gotta keep on rockin’, gotta keep this pace
Coming through the fireplace, soot all in my face
Drinkin' egg nog shakes, my threads made of flannel
Cinching my belt to show off my love handles
Beard free flowing, from my jaw
Ain’t a dream, it’s me, I’m Santa Claus